Got told the funniest story in spanish to day, Gonzo was telling us how when he was teaching a fair while ago there was this guy named omar, who was in his year 9 class but he had a full grown beard. Apparantly his parents lied about his age to get him in to school, he was really 21, not 15(lol). Anyway, He went on an excursion with him and the guy spoke like with a real “hackie voice” like the sound you make when you have a golly, Everyone second word he said was fuck.shit.slut, stuff like that. Before this excursion gonzo asked him to write a story about he’s weekend, so omar did. Comes monday he has a 15 page story about he’s weekend, and he really hated writing stories so it was really weird for gonzo to see it. Most of it was full the word of “fuck”. It was about a kid in year 9 who owned a brothel. Gonzo said to him write a story about he’s weekend, and he thought he made it up. Now to the excursion part, They were walking through george street and gonzo needed a little money cuz he gave it way to a girl who needed new shorts(she was on her period). So he asked around and ended up with having to ask this omar guy. So he asked him, and he was like “sure gonzo anything for you man”/pulls out a roll of 100$ notes.(Lol’d so hard at this part) Gonzo was like “wtf, are you sure?” Omar: “yeah man, ive got plenty”. Later that day they were walking down george st, and people were randomly calling out “OMAR!”..and coming over to him and giving him money. Gonzo had no idea what was happening, But then he found out he was dealing drugs out  and his customers at the BROTHEL! were giving him money. The kid was actually serious about he’s weekend story!

Funniest shit ever!