Pains of love be sweeter far
Than any other pleasures are

supercalafragimaddieexbealadocious: Fair funny joke.

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, “Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want.” The Russian begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking…


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